Never Lie To A Woman

never-lieA man called home to his wife and said, ” Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up ” Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, ‘Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?’

The answer…

The wife replied, ‘I did. They’re in your fishing box …’ …. kuang kuang kuang

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One Response

  1. Wanita dianugerahkan Allah pengelihatan batin untuk mengesan penipuan lelaki. Tetapi kelebihan itu diseimbangkan dengan ketidakupayaan mereka untuk menipu lebih baik seperti lelaki.

    🙂

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