Any proof reader in the house?!

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife & Daughter

A friend caught this one in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote it.  It took 2 or 3 readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for- nothing,lazy slackers

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No-good-for- nothing,lazy slackers

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 Police Begins Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that’s taking things a bit too far!!!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!!!

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Juvenile Court  to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!!

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War Dims Hope For Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken??

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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right??

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