“Before beginning my talk, I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and he brought forth water, he thought to himself ‘What a good opportunity to have a bath!'”
So he removed his clothes, put them aside on the rocks, and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to get dressed, his clothes had vanished.
‘Maybe an Israeli had stolen them,’ he thought.
The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted “What are you talking about!? The Israeli’s werent there then…”
The Palestinian representative smiled and said “….. and now that we have made clear, allow me to begin my speech ….”